Sunday, 1 January 2017


Well its nearly 3 years until the day since this has been updated, nothing like being lazy eh?

First off I've finally taken the distro offline, last week, as I have no idea what I have and don't have anymore. It will be back up again, maybe in another 3 years?

I've been working on 2 new releases which will be released on 23/02/17 at Brofest (UK) - Preshow in Newcastle Upon Tyne ( These will be 2 cassette releases coinciding with 1 of the bands on the preshow, Midnight Force (SCOT) and 1 band touring the UK who are also playing the Saturday of Brofest(UK), High Spirits (USA). More info below on these.

Apart from that I'm also currently working on a LP with a Swedish fellow, announcement soon!!

Hopefully I will update this more often and maybe release some more cool records for you all not too buy.

2017 European Tour ONLY release. Limited 150 copies.

4 demo tracks taken from the bands fantastic 2016 album Motivator. An interesting ride along the thoughts of heavy metal greatness written by the master of perfection Professor Black. You can only buy this on HIGH SPIRITS European shows in 2017, it will NOT be available anywhere else until people throw it up on Discogs/Ebay.

High Spirits Motivatour Part 2

23/02/17 - london - the black heart
24/02/17 - dublin - on the rox (ire)
25/02/17 - newcastle - brofest(uk)
26/02/17 - edinburgh - bannermans bar
27/02/17 - manchester - venue tbc
28/02/17 - glasgow - venue tbc
01/03/17 - secret show
02/03/17 - southampton - the alexandra

Limited 100 copies. Red Shells.

Debut EP from Scotland's newest heavy metal hero's. If you like your whips and chains with just enough patch jacket to cover up your Pantera tattoos then this is for you. FFO Medieval Steel and all those other once forgotten now beloved USA Power Metal bands. Pre-orders up now here:

Posers buy at your own discretion. Special poser edition here: (Your money is just as good as true metal warriors)

The whole EP is up for streaming through the bands bandcamp here!

Until 2020.......

Sunday, 6 January 2013


Some bellend told me to update this thing so here you go:


Friday, 23 November 2012

Updated my bigcartel with everything i actually have instock as of now, everything is in super low quanities. Im trying to cut down on my distro so everything will come with something free! Help me out pleaseeeeeeeeee :D

Wednesday, 14 November 2012

Lord Fist Update, New Releases and New Stock.

Ok firstly, and most importantly, the Lord Fist orders, im just waiting on the patches! These have now been made, there was a slight delay due to the person i ordered them through was organising a big festival, and the timing of when he recieved the patches to the time he needed to leave the country for his festival was just unfortunate. I will hopefully have them by the end of the month, everything else is packed and ready to go out asap! Sorry about any inconvienace, like i say it was just unfortunate timing!

New Releases!

Shitnoise Bastards(MAL)/Captain 3 Leg(US) - One newish raw noisecore band vs legendary US noise/surf rock/grind etc etc band. CS ltd 200! Should be fucking total shit, cant wait! 

Sordo stuff, cant remember what im helping with, but something will be out at some point and no doubt sick powerviolence from Mr. DIY NOISE.

Sept Star Sete(JAP) - 3 x 3.5inch Floppy. hahah no idea why, down to my main bro Eddy asking. I hope these come with a download code or something haha.

Rat Faced Bastard(UK) - UK Grindcore, tape version of the cd ep. Good stuff innit!

Releases Later!

The Day Man Lost(UK)/Prolefeed(UK) - a split 7" which will probably wipe the floor with most fast/grind/dbeat/crust/mince releases in '13, lets hope it doesnt get totally over looked, eh?

Hellkrusher(UK)/Unholy Grave(UK) - 7". NO WORDS NEEDED.

Iron Fist(USA) - We Are Motorpunks LP! METAL PUNKS!!!!!

Probably somemore to, who knows.

Distro Updates?

erm, i got the Sufferinfuck/Mangle split 7's in, which is an absolute fucking mind destroyer. I cant be bothered to put them up on big cartel at the minute. If you want one drop me an email at tombsinthevalley AT gmail DOT com!

Also just did a big wholesale for some CDs, only got a few copies of each in, email me at the above address is you want anything, be quick though!

Axxion - Axxion EP
Debut Ep from the newest Canadian Heavy Metallers! Expect nothing but NWOBHM influenced METAL HEAVY! URGH! Ft. Ex. Members of Skull Fist, Mortiferous, Midnight Malice and more!
Black Hole - Land Of Mystery
Legendary Italian Doom/Heavy Metal, killer reissue inclusive of 4 demo tracks from '86.
Eldritch Rite - Demo + 3
Cult US Heavy Metal, laying the landmark for what ended up becoming US Power Metal as we know it. Absolutely killer material!
Energy Vampires - S/T
Completely dreadful name, but these guys were formed outta the ashes of cult USA Metal band SLAUTER XSTROYES. Make sure you ignore the name though, as this is a prime piece of late 80's US HEAVY METAL!
Enforcer - Classic Chicago Metal
This is the 1984 Demo of the rather brilliant US Metal Band, includes 7 previously unreleased tracks for your 'banging pleasure! CD/DVD.
Immaculate - Atheist Crusade
Insane Swedish speed metal, with completely over the top high-pitched vocals. FFO of Agent Steel, Toxik, Steel Prophet.
Iron Man - Black Night
 One of the best US Classic Heavy Metal bands. If you like Black Sabbath, Pentagram, Witchfinder General etc you NEED THIS! Re-mastered for extra METAL HEAVYNESS!
Iron Man - I Have Returned
Last Decendents - One Nation Under God
Cult Power/Thrash from the Bay Area, this is a reissue/remaster including 4 bonus tracks, World War III Demo from '86. Mekong Delta, Artillery, Toxik fans take note!
Midnight Priest - S/T
Classic Heavy Metal from Portugal, one of the best bands from that area!
Midnight Priest - Rainha Da Magia Negra
Metal, which is Heavy, from Portugal. Massive harmony fest!
Milita - Fiend of Misery
80's Progressive Thrash, a massive smashfest of Early Metallica and Early Fates Warning, with probably one of the best vocalists going, be prepared for balls to the walls screaming!wwwwwwwoooooooooAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Morbid Sin - Sins of Flesh
Classic USA Power Metal, Ft. Bobby Lucas from Overlorde and Seven Witches on Vocals. Originally recorded in '98 but only recently released!
Old Yron - S/T
Obscure Italian Heavy Metal played with ultimate speed! This needs to be heard! BUY IT OR DIE!
Revelation - Release
Crushing Maryland Doom Metal.
Ritual - Widow
Formed in the early '70s, Ritual didnt release this, the bands debut album, until 1983. A raging raw classic piece of early 70's heavy rock and early 80s NWOBHM. If you find yourself swinging in your room to bands like Angel Witch, Quartz, Diamond Head and Holocaust, you NEED THIS!
Rocka Rollas - The War of Steel Has Begun.
Teutonic old school speed/power metal. If you 'bang to bands like Scanner, Mania, early Helloween, Running Wild etc, you need this!
Sinister Realm - S/T
Debut album from Ex. Pale Divine man, John Gaffney. Outstanding Heavy/Doom Metal, its time to 'bang ya balls off!
Sinister Realm - The Crystal Eye
2nd album filled with heavy riffs and memorable melodies, as simple as that! FFO Iron Maiden, Mercyful Fate, Dio Etc
Steel Horse - Wild Power
Traditional Heavy Metal from Spain, paying homage to the originators of the NWOBHM scene. Tygers of Pan Tang, Tokyo Blade, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Saxon Etc. 
The Hand of Doom - Posionoise
Mad Germany Proto Metal/Punk/NWOBHM(influenced) from 1979. Absolutley crazy release, smashing down boundaries, FFO Discharge, Sarcofago, Motorhead, Early Priest, Accept, The Stooges etc.
Xinr - Beyond Woodward
For some crazy reason this has only just been released, but it was recorded back in '84. Excellent Classic Metal sound, with a heavy dose of NWOBHM influence chucked in for good measure. FFO Cirith Ungol, Hell, Mercyful Fate etc

Until 3 months time, when i bother to update this thing noone reads. 

Sunday, 7 October 2012

Lord Fist - Spark For The Night Demo OUT SOON!

Out Soon. Reissue of the quickly sold out demo cdr.

All the demo is up on youtube to check out, here is one of the tracks

shop link:
Half the press already gone, so get in fast!

Saturday, 22 September 2012


A week or so ago i noticed a link pop up on my facebook newsfeed thanks to the fantastic new metal magazine Iron Fist, check it out and pick up a copy!, the link was for the Lord Fist demo tracks! These guys play awesome traditional heavy metal, but with a very Nordic(maybe even Scandanavia depending on your geographical opinons, blleeeurrggghhh) feel, anyways im utter rubbish with write ups and what not. So check them out here:

Thursday, 30 August 2012

Another massive timelapse since my previous update, ah well no one really cares that much do you? The Unholy Grave - Witching Newcastle 7" should be with me start of next week, ltd 250, im only trading on these for other Unholy Grave releases i dont have. No point in keep trading as i dont make enough sales to keep up a big list no one wants, haha. Ill accept wholesale too, just send me an email too: tombsinthevalley AT gmail DOT com.


Human Junk(UK)/God's America(USA) - GOD'S JUNK Split 7". Ltd 500, 100 Green Vinyl, 400 Black Vinyl and a bunch of Test Presses.
Both bands first slab of vinyl, Human Junk play total Hellnation worship, even Doug and Al Hellnation have approved of how much it sounds like Hellnation and how good it is! God's America used to be called Seeds of Rape, insanely heavy powerviolence out of Las Vegas, members of Cogs and Sprockets. £3.50 plus postage, ive nearly sold out of my copies, send over an email for wholesale/trades! Cheers. You can actually hear the whole thing streaming here.



Lifedecevier(POR) - The Split Tracks. Heavy Hardcore ala Integrity. Sold out from the label. Ltd 100 £3.

Local Trap(POR)/Knive's Out(POR) - Split Tape. LT play killer Hardcore punk in the vien of Black Flag, Negative Approach/KO play awesome fast hardcore! £3.

SMG(MAL)/Moon Ra(??) - Split Tape. "One track by SMG running for 11+ minutes, unreleased slow doom material, good DIY sound recording too. Moon Ra is Sun Ra-worship project went wrong. 15 minutes of original, harsh and cryptic transgalactic sounds of death." Ltd 130 copies. £3.50

Pizza Hi Five(USA) - Live at the Funeral Home. Brutal Grindcore from Ohio! YEEEEAA! £3.50


SixBrewBantha(CAN) - S/T. One of the best grindcore bands around at the minute. Ltd 50 Last Copy. Split release between Tombs in the Valley Productions and DIY NOISE. £2.50


Syvlester Staline(FRA) - $$ gonna sell drugs.... - Debut album by these over the top French fastcore pimps! Its a must! £5

Eibon(FRA)/Hangman's Chair(FRA) - Split - Heavy beasting from both bands! £5

Cave In(USA) - Tide of Tomorrow - That band who signed to that major label then left, this was before that and its a pretty good ep! £5

Joe Pesci(UK) - At our Expense - UK Hyperfast. £5.

Eliminator(UK) - We Rule the Night - Debut Ep from this UK Heavy Metal band, FFO Heavy Load, Gotham City, Thin Lizzy, Maiden Etc. £5

The Break In(UK) - Demo - Terrible XXX Hardcore. £1.

Small Doses - Compilation - Insane noise/grind/punk/hardcore etc with a really nice diecut package. £6.66

Collision(NL) - Roadkiller - 2nd album from Dutch Grindcore/Thrash bastards! £5

Terminal Sound System(??) - RH-85B - Some soundscapey thing, no clue. Promo copy. £2

Entrails Massacre(GER) - Crucial Strikes... - Sick German Powerviolence/Grindcore! Total punishment! £5

The Abandoned Hearts Club(USA) - The Initial Confessions... - Some tech metal/mathcore from ages ago, its actually good, before all this shit which has come out in the past few years. £3

SMG(MAL) - HOTRS Sessions - Malaysian Raw Grind Freaks, this is a brutal cd, with a rather funny inlay done by Randy SMG. Ltd 150. £7.

Looking for an Answer(SPA) - buscando una respuesta - One of the best grindcore bands around these days, just unrelenting and well written grindcore! £7


The Rites(USA) - Pissing on your Grave - One of the best and most insane hardcore bands i ever saw, ex tear it up just playing it fast! 1st press ltd 178 sold only on The Rites European Tour, unplayed. £7

Cease to Exist(UK) - Heptaparaparshinokh - Blackend Blackcore from London. £3

Back Then(GER) - Zeitverschwendung - Now defunct German Hardcore, nice release from Black Trash Records. Ltd 300. £3.50


CSMD(NL)/SSS(JP) - Split - NOISE VS NOISEGRIND!!!!!! £3.50

Message me if you want anything, everything is in small qualities!!!

Wholesale trades available one:

4 way split LP - Lycanthrophy(CZ)/From The Ashes(SWE)/After the Last Sky(UK)/Joe Pesc(UK)

Skulls and Flames(NL) 10" - Crossover thrash

Joe Pesci(UK)/Onanizer(CZ) - Split Cd

Filthpact(SCO)/Atomgevitter(SCO/GER) - Split Cd

Thats it for now, still FUCK OFF TO JERKOFF RECORDS!

Listen to Malpractice Insurance!